Let’s admit it: We are preoccupied with poo. And I’m not talking about little kids - I’m talking about me and you.

Poo is an important part of life - one that we should know more about, especially as we age and our innards turn fractious, if not down right obstreperous from time to time.

What’s Your Poo Telling You? is not a medical dictionary, but it will tell you more than you probably know now.

A fine book for the throne when you are engaged in those constitutional moments, it includes such chapters are Pebble Poo, Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad, The Honeymoon’s-Over Poo, unusual case histories of poo and more than 60 euphemisms for No. 2.

If you are considering this small tome, you might want to add these Happy Bathroom “Stink Bomb” Companion Matches by Pee Yew Mfg Co. Ltd.

The double slide-out drawers contain 110 wood match sticks. Think what a fine addition this book and these matches would be for your bathroom. Or better yet, for your loved ones come their birthday or as their stocking stuffer during the holiday season.

Eds. Note: And if you’re looking for daily inspiration, click here to learn about the 2009 “What’s Your Poo Telling You” Calendar.