We, Cait & Marty, had a new roof put on the duplex we share. We both thought the young roofers were great, but for different reasons than we would have if we were younger.

A younger Cait & Marty would have put lawn chairs out back and sat for hours admiring those “hot,” tanned, and muscular shirtless young men.

Instead, we brought them ice tea and ice cream and then withdrew to talk about how polite they were and how well they cleaned up after themselves as they worked.

Sad but true.